What are our favourite Stig quotes, then?

Added by Graeme Ellis Whenever I called him Mr Dempster
he also replied "That's Dr Dempster I think you'll find" My fiend Graham would always retort if he said it him " so its
Herr Doktor Dempster"
I picked this up too.

Added by Ron Rowlands "My PhD isn't a doctorate in anything worthwhile,
but it's still there. It's like a Blue Peter badge that doesn't get you into all the porno museums."

Added by Mia Scott "It's the last lecture of Michaelmas term
so if you all shut up I'll whiz through these slides and then we can all head to grizedale bar for a
pint! Drinks on me!" - best lecturer ever

Added By Rachel Elisabeth "Alright ROOONEYYYYY" several times
a day/night in county bar where we all lived.

Added By Paul Wilkinson When he got really annoyed with a,
never before seen, idiot at the bar and told him to leave, the
guy replied "you have got no right to through me out of here!"
Stig replied.
"In County College I AM GOD!!!"
An unusual stern moment for Stig at the bar and
afterwatds he was embarrassed by his "God" statement and I always teased him about it.
P.S. Stig statement that day was correct!!!

Added by Ali Moorhouse In a County 'welcome' talk to freshers:
"if you end up coming across me during your time here,
be afraid, be very afraid". Soooo welcoming.
I miss you Stig x

Added by Dan Baxter "You're my favourite assistant dean...
Except for Vincent. He's just bigger and betterer".

Added by Ron Rowlands Referring to Joe O'Neill when he was VP of LUSU -
"VP? VP of what? Sitting in Bowland
looking at his f*****g iPod?"